Here is a quickie. I just HAD to post this. This just hysterical. This is probably one those women that bed over to pick up the laundry and gets pregnant.
Reminds me of a patient I had this past week….the child was about 13, and I was asking how to spell his name. I couldn’t understand how he talked b/c of a split lip and horrid accent…so I asked him mother.
**NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDIOTS**
Me: How do you spell his first name?
Me: uh. Okay. How do you spell the last name?
DFM:F.r.o.. um, f.r.u.l….uh- how do you spell your last name sweetie?
Me: How are you related to him? Legally we can not treat him with a guardian.
DFM: I am his mother, but I have 6 children, and I forgot their last names….well really I just don’t know how to spell them all.
Okay, I know I have gotten some awards lately- I will get to them. I Promise.
Love you all- have a great weekend if you can.
Nutchell– you out there? You okay?