As to what I am doing?!?! THIS!!!! Arch. 😉 other than that life is mundane.
As I was picking up the paint the salesman was pushing semigloss for the bedrooms b/c it is easier to clean for my kids.
ME: “That isn’t an issue at the present.”
HIM: “you just never know though. Now that you have house the unthinkable will happen. POOF. Bet you get pregnant you first night! Be careful.!” (Unthinkable really??? I think it should be Omniprest thinkable…or uberthinkable…)
ME: “Eggshell finish please” (while realizing the irony of buying EGGSHELL didn’t escape at that moment)
HIM “Did I say something wrong?”
ME: “Little bit of advice for the future- just don’t say things like that to a woman. It can come across rude and hurtful.”
HIM: ooooo-so you have to do that IVP thing?” (Yes, I am going to have my kidney’s tested for stones to get pregnant)
ME: *blink. blink**….staring at paint wishing it would explode all over him and go up his nose.
HIM: mmmm’kay. Here’s your paint. I guess everything works out the way God wants it to huh. Have a nice day.
ME: *snatching paint* ” Thank you for your help and assvise. You just convinced me to go to Hom Dept.”
I perhaps should have taken the high road….but he just KEPT ON. In the middle of Lowe’s. Really. I shall boycott Lowe’s for a while. I felt like an idiot though b/c I then had to stand in a really long line to check out. Karma is a Bitch!
Have a great assvice-less day my lovelies.